Incentive

When people ask what I'm going to school for
what I want to say is..

I don't care what my major is
I just want to own my own place so that I can have
a.freaking.dog

Ok, well two dogs because if I'm at work they need a friend, obviously.

For real, the classifieds are what keep me trudging along through school.
I already have names picked out.

Spring Fling

Yesterday I was talking to a friend about what my relationships were like. I said I don't so much have relationships as I do flings. He said he was the same way.

He asked what my flings entail so I told him and he said
"Good, we're on the same page. Think perhaps we could be a short fling?"

Absolutely.
This kid is so my type.

Happy Valentine's Day to me.

It took 22 years for me to learn that soup can be cooked in a microwave.

They say how you start out the year is a good indication of how your year will go.

This one is obviously for my sista. Her cool factor went up, mine remained the same.
We are now tied.


[pardon the bang partage, I was not about to take another picture just to get it right]

So far, so good.

Just Curious

Today I was reading about oral hygiene.
I told you I don't have facebook right now, so that would explain why I was doing that.


There were 5 tips on how to keep a kids teeth healthy. Number 5 was...do not dip their pacifier in syrup or honey.


Can someone enlighten me as to why you would ever do that in the first place?

Water bored

I've always liked to drink water. I drank tap water for the majority of my life, until we moved to Wisconsin and there drinking tap water tasted worse than blood. Then I started drinking brita or fridge door water but by drinking brita meant that it was cold and drinking from the fridge meant you obviously added ice, since it was conveniently there with the push of a button.

So I had gotten a little more picky with my water-mainly it's temperature but slightly because of it's taste.

Then something terribly wonderful happened. The invention of this. And even worse, that's the water that my work sells.

You think Dasani is good? You think Fiji is good? Have you tried this stuff? It takes me all of 15 minutes to drink a 20 ouncer.

I have no idea what they do but drinking it feels like you have stuck a straw into a crisp cumulonimbus.

Once in a while, I will try and be conservative by bringing a water bottle from home. I put it in the fridge over night so that it is cold enough. Did that last night. I'm about 4 oz into it and gagging. I'm eating goldfish to try and drown out the flavor of this ordinary garbage water.

Moral of the story? Smart Water..is genius water. I am addicted.

three's a crowd

"individuals are smart, it's people that are dumb"
-the current fwb

I concur.

In theory

In the off chance that I were to date again, here are a few short and simple things that I will never do or say again.

1. I will never say "if it ends, it will totally be his choice".

2. He will be considered my friend and nothing more than my friend, at all times, regardless. If we are caught showing affection..he is nothing more than a friend with benefits. And we all know that's wrong, so it won't happen.

3. I will acknowledge that any and all eye rolls at the expense of my relationship, are much more valid than whatever statement I just made about it.

4. I will not point out that he has good qualities.
Or that he's funny.

5. I will make up names so that outsiders
will stop getting so attached.

6. I will never, ever, again say "The new hot guy in my ward invited me over". Actually, maybe I will say that, and it will be followed with a "and I said no (chance in hell) thanks".

7. If someone asks if I am dating someone, I will say nope.
If they ask if they can set me up, I will say nope.

8. If anyone were to see me and a particular friend in public and later ask me about it I will act as though I have no idea what they are talking about.
Or say "that was definitely my sister".

9. I will never tell them what I like about them because that will go one of two ways.
A.They will use it to their advantage to try and get me back
B. They will use it to their advantage because other girls probably like it too.
Either way, it's used to their advantage not mine
and that is stupid.

10. Lastly, I will take everything I ever thought and forget about it.
Everything I ever believed is currently being defied.
So, I guess I roll with it.

This is all a great idea, in theory. We'll see how long I last before I start doodling names on scratch paper.