This is Weird

My life is weird.
The whole thing is just weird. It's weird how I can't drink out of a glass without a straw without spilling all over myself. It's kinda weird how my parents don't really care for animals and I have some odd obsession with them. It might be strange that my sister and I are 100% total opposites. It's a little weird that my entire family is blonde. So many things that have happened and are happening are so weird. My life has never been one for the norm. Have I ever mentioed the time I moved across the country in about 6 seconds or the time I cried my eyes out because my mom told me snails are gross and I couldn't have one as a pet? Or how about when me and my friend would jump on each others arms to try and break them? My life has always been a little off and these days it seems even more off. My spanish class is full of weirdos that don't know how to say trabajar or ellos. They literally cannot grasp that J makes an "h" and ll makes a "y". My math professor doesn't open her mouth when she talks, she only moves her lips and keeps her teeth clenched. That is so weird. I think the amount of money the people in my biology class spend on their appearance could save a third world country. That is a bunch of weirdys. I think work is weird sometimes. I walk in and I never know what to expect. I might be sent to set up volleyball nets, I might have to make a phone call about a stray dog in the parking lot, it's likely I will be complained to about something random like no toilet paper in the bathroom or someone might fly through a window. It's all weird stuff, not normal stuff. See I thought seeing my old boyfriend from four years ago for the first time in, four years, at school was weird. I think its weirder that he texts me everyday. EVERYDAY. And it's always really enthusiastic, like "hey amber how was your day???? mine was good!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! are you at work!?!?! ha ha ha ha!" see, that's weird. It's so weird how I have a mirror image. I have actually looked in the mirror and thought I was Kaitlyn. Everything that we can do like raise one lip raise an eyebrow, its the opposite and that's weird. The right side of me is always colder than the left, which is weird. I think it's weird how girls feel the urge to share how hairy their legs are. But they always do. Everytime a girl wears shorts it always follows with the comment "man, my legs are hairy". I do it too and it's kinda weird. What I'm really getting at here is that life is just weird. My life is the weirdest it's been since I used to pretend I was a german sheperd named Magic and would sleep in my hamper. I love the weirdness. I am LOVING every minute of it. I just want to bask in this weirdness forever. Everyone probably looks at me in my world of weirdness and twitterpation and just thinks I'm crazy. I'm not crazy, we're all just kinda weird. But I wouldn't trade this weird life for anything. Especially right now...man oh man alive.